The End.

Way to fuck a girl up! What happened last night?!

Jackie quit.

Team Tini is officially retired on account of my failing liver.

Another end to another blog.

It's been real.

On and on and on and on...

So yeah, nothing really has changed with TT...except that we just don't bring the camera to the bar that much anymore. But, that doesn't mean the entertainment stops. Friday night Jen, Casey, and the Roommate went out. And we all know how 108G represents when it's Casey and the Roommate, so that's all that really needs to be said--drunkness and raping of Taco Bell. Saturday Jen left to go home for the weekend so Casey was forced to fend for herself...luckily Bo was rallyin like the Bobbie Skates Bitch woman she is (does that even make sense, well I guess if you know her, you get it). Anyways, so Casey chilled with Jeff, Margaret, and her and then it was off to the bar. You know it was gonna be a rough night because Casey started it off with the keg mug which legitly holds about four Bacardi and Diets. Casey met up with Kate at the Tini who was sharing in the joy of Corona Lights and the rest...well the rest is lost somewhere in the abyss of Tini surveillance cameras and observers minds...all I have to say is high five and dancing. Nuff said. Sunday was uneventful due to the hangovers, Jen went up to the bar with Kate which Shaun kept open til about 1:30 so that was fun, cheese fries whaaat?! lol. Casey showed up for a little bit but you know she was boring, and can be summed up in one quote from Jackie: "Is that water you're drinking?!" hmm. very funny. Monday was Casey's time to shine since she was so sober the night before and started out strong with 151, luckily they only had enough for one of those so after that it was sleep with me size Long Islands...lots of them...Jen excellently mixed it up by getting her summer special-Beach Bums, which were garnished with cherries just for her cept they were rationed to one a drink because they were on short supply, Ashley came along for the ride too representing with rum and cokes, the fav. I would have to say the funniest thing of the night is when the flight boys, Joel and what's his name (irony) asked us our names and Ashley mos def whipped out the Sticky Vicky and Jen with Bendy Wendy...a select few can appreciate the names...so they both decided that Casey needed one, it started out with trying to rhyme something with Bacardi but then turned into rhyming something with Corona...Casey jokingly said Mona Corona...and that was the end of that, Mona Corona it was-we almost all pissed ourselves. The night wore on and drinks flowed, we watched the Bachelor and some other random shit, Ashley got tired and Casey was at the phase where she was okay with being left alone at the bar while Jen took her home. Jen (tender) and Jackie were going to close early, but it ended up that everyone eventually left right around two so it was a failed attempt. Then of course Jen came back and her and Casey had bartender bonding time, Casey insisted on smoking and of course we had to get the latest stories from Jackie, always entertaining. Yeah...a lot was talked about but we won't go there, that's after hours bitches. After that we moved on to visit James for a little after party in the lovely OC and well the rest is just passed out-ed-ness.

So as we continue on our journey of bar life we find ourselves coming upon Spring Break...you know what that means...a week away from the Tini...I'm tearing up just thinking of it. Anyways-so next time we'll bring a camera cause we know how lazy our readers our-pictures books were their favorite growing up and err still are. Until next time...think dead puppies. lol.

we're still here

So... it's been a while since we've posted and we know you missed us....

HAVE NO FEAR!!! .....TEAM TINI is still here!

Lets not lie- when we're at the tini every night there are a lot of pictures! so here are the best of the best from the past month...

A few tenders taking the night off to hang out at their fav place....Just because it's their night off doesnt mean they can't still do their jobYes, that's blood in her mouth...No, we dont know where it came fromThe night's never complete unless we have some unexpected company

(aka friends at the bar w/ us~ and here's margaret)

really the only reason casey wants other people there is to try and steal their alcohol...esp if it's Corona...but wait this is an Extra not Light...you think she wouldn't know the diff but she does!
She passed the Corona Taste Test this past week! And of course, the night wouldn't be complete w/o Ralph is one of the other "regulars"
These were just a few pics to get you caught up...but in the past 2 weeks we've had some special "guests" w/ us at the tini and they deserve their own post....so those will come soon!! Until next time....see ya at the bar ~ the one and onlyTeam Tini

Random Loveliness

Another Day...Another Night at the Tini

So this is a compilation of Kate's 21st/Pats game night and the night before I think, but I don't really remember slash feel like putting up all the details-so here's a debriefing: One night was pretty much filled with Tequila shots, lots and lots of them with Candi, then the other night, as stated, well, it musta been a Sat. night-the 15th I think-cause that was the game and Kate's b-day, the Pats lost but from that came "I need a 'the Pats just lost shot'" and Krissy ever so amazingly offered up the suggestion of the red white and blue shot-which was ha-mazing. Yeah, wow, see how I just go off about random shit. Alright-compilation of two night-ending in shitfaced-ed-ness. Enjoy.

First let's start off with the people who make our re-drunka-drunkness and horribly great pictures happen, The Tenders:

First ever featured pic of the one and only Krissy

Tedilicious

Our Number One, looking all workesque and intently listening to somebody

To her we attribute our Tini-ness, originally, if it weren't for Bob workin, we would never have become regulars (so blame it on her lol)

And of course, the nice little group pic with everyone smilin.

Ted, JDT, and Derka Derka Shaun

So thanks y'all for servin us up, thinkin of fun new drinks, and getting us re-dick-ulous, we love it because with that plus Casey's digital we get awesome, occasionally non-flattering (but who the fuck cares) pictures such as those featured below...we'll start with Kate's b-day night:

The classic group shot: everyone smile! Kate surrounded by Team Tini

Drink up Kate!

Casey in the BG intensely watching the Pats game

A few of the featured drinks of the night

Classic Jen Drunken-ness...sit up!

A few accomplices: Jordan and Eric

A couple favs: Roommate and Bo Skates

TT by the end of the night

Obviously a good time all in all, Kate didn't puke so that was good...but now comes the good stuff...where Jose was the man of the night...Jen couldn't man up for the tequila...nonetheless Candi and Casey rallyed.

Candi, the gold star drinker of the night

Our main man: Jose.

Jen just chillin with her B&DC, with a sweet ass shirt while Candi and Casey were...

Drinkin 'em in! Open the throat, cup the balls.

A perfect pictoral representation of just how many shots Casey and Candi did

The artistic TT, oh Jose.

Anyways, so yeah, just thought we'd do a little updation. All in all it was a crazy fuckin weekend and a fun one at that. For now: See ya at the bar.

Reunition '06 PII-Sunday

Just another night at the Tini

So we figure reading is tedious so we're going to keep the narrative to a minimum giving only necessary details that are essential to understanding the night-but otherwise, refer to pictures and interpret them in which ever way you want lol, the captions help a little bit.

As originally planned, we had decided to go to the Tini on Sunday for our Reunition, but since we did that Sat...well, we just decided we needed a PII-plus JC (Casey's wonnnderful mother) was in town and she just had to live a few hours in the "Life of" so we had to go (see this is us trying to rationalize why we go out, but seriously, we can get past that-every night we go to the Tini, end of sentence) moving on. As usual, the night started socially...




























Being the last drinking night before classes were going to start, more and more people arrived, and although Jackie was accompanied by the one and only Bo Skates, even they were struggling to keep up with everyone. Luckily every other bartender that ever works seemed to be there drinkin, so a couple hopped behind the bar and helped 'em out-namely-Ted and Shaun. Por eso being the ever important task at hand, they worked hard to make sure everyone was getting all liquored up...including us. Indeed it was pretty busy and they were workin hard:
































Result: we were getting a litttttle out of control re-drunka-drunk....it went from this:

(Why close-ups should be illegal)

To this:

Like pretty much if we're doing those faces, that means we're good, like call it a night, thanks see ya tomorrow...but oh no, the drinks kept flowing and we got to this:

Although really, who was more drunk there-Ted or Jen...

Like honestly, how many drinks does Casey have there...that's just asking for trouble

Finally we just drank all we could pretty much drink, got to our re-dick stage...then ended up like this:

Yup. Night.

Classic Casey-Passed out and still attempting to drink more.

So with that we decided we'd call it a night...and by that we mean...the bar closed and we stayed a little longer-Jen got into her "all I want to do is go home" phase and Casey got into her "all I want to do is stay as long as physically possible at the bar" annoying phase...and that led to a tini fight then Jen leaving...Casey staying, then finally sobering up enough to realize, oh my god where'd my sidekick go she's gone and I find myself once again alone at the bar, harassing the bartenders for a ride home-thankfully she was able to get a ride from someone other than the people behind the bar and peace the fuck out.

All in all it was yet another fun night at the bar, resulting in a ton of good stories, and of course good stories for other people to tell about the two ridiculous girls at the bar. But then again, that is our goal-to give others a story to tell. Mission Accomplished.

Reunition 2006

Okay, so a disclaimer usually comes beforehand to warn you of events, err people even, but first we're going to cover our Reunition which occured on Saturday January 7th, 2006. It was supposed to be Sunday, but Casey made it to FL in record time and Jen decided she'd ditch St. Augustine to...well...go to the bar with Casey of course. We can both agree that it might've been best if we had stuck to our original plan, ohhh the night was fun and all...it was the morning that followed the night that was ummm, how should we say...in a little poor taste...but we'll cover that (be it briefly cause we don't like to rehash bad drunken episodes) and we'll cover it more in the disclaimer to follow.
ANYWAYS...so we rallyed and decided to go out to the bar...Bo Skates started the trend by mentioning it and Casey's roommate was going out too-so that was just the icing on the cake, and I mean really, do we ever need an excuse to go to the bar...so the night started out excellently, a little pregaming at the APT, which is sometimes lethal, but it was alright...then made our way to the bar...And ohhh, oh, oh, oh we could just tell you what happened, but really what fun would that be...we also have 170 pictures to document it-no no don't be scared, we won't put them all up-we just wanted you to mutally throw up in your mouth a little (no pun intended) because we too find that not so slightly unacceptable, but again, that too will be covered in the disclaimer. Therefore-let us begin with the pictoral journey of the night....
We kosherly started the night in our mild manner with a few friends:

Team Tini and T-Unit

The weirdest/coolest pic of Bo Skates

Tara and Casey

However, after social time it was time to focus on the task at hand...drinking...

So we got ourselves some drinks...

And began the process...

The night wore on and the bartenders ever so effectively did their job of intoxicating the paying, and then who showed up but the one and only "Roommate" for those unknowing roommate is most simply one of Casey's roommates...her name's Sarah, but no no-she goes by roommate. Photo shoot anyone?

Yup...we love 'er, and that awesome face!

So from there, yes, yes it went from drunk to re-drunka-drunk:

Jen was drinking the wrong drink...

Casey suddenly wondered why what she was holding was not in bottle form

But this was about an exact representation of Casey's POV

Ah yes...we were re-dick. But, something tells us we weren't the only slightly non-sober ones...ahh yes, they look like they're doing work:

Oh yes, busy closing up, and of course we're still there...because for some reason we get to the drunk point where we think that's acceptable...when really if we were ever remotely sober, we wouldn't stay past 1am lol! Anyways, back to the point...craziness...

But we're figuring the whipping, the stripping, and the humping was most likely due to the shots:

Ohhh but then, annnd thheeennn...yeah, we moved on to Charles' house...ohhh yes. This is where we employ "a picture is worth 1,000 words."

Just the beginning...

Well, it ended quickly

Then came the balls

Um...yeah.

The rest of the night was mainly a blur of Stoli Ras and gatorade, Nerds, and then the most unacceptable thing of all-the sun rising. Oh yes. We finally left we think around like errrm 7 am. Yeah. Not good. So as usual we decided for the person who was going to take us home and we agreed on Jackie...sorry kid...and all would've been well and good if she had just dropped us off at the APT...but no, no the consensus had to be reached that Denny's sounded like a good idea. WT...F. It was all downhill from there. In the time it took to get our food, Jennifer repeatedly puked in the bushes, Jackie harassed the waitress, and unsuspectingly to all, Casey was slowly slipping into her "it's all about me, I don't give a fuck what anybody else thinks/does/says, everyone will listen and do what I say" phase...we hope you don't know what were talking about...but who doesn't. It's a phase that comes around once in a while, and most definitely only when entirely intoxicated, and seems to be more frequent when the Tini is involved. Hmm...so we'll leave the rest of the story up for interpretation...although-we're guessing you already know it because oh, ohhhh oh-Jackie will gladly give you her version...anyways-did we mention be sure to read the disclaimer. We'll leave it with that.

So in conclusion, the night was excellently fun and definitely a great reunition! And, yep-we're back in the game for another semester...and we'll try and behave ourselves...regardless of our rocky start. Hello '06.